One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
英语手抄报资料2：Go to the Cinema
A lorry driver, David is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo. But his lorry breaks down on the motorway, when another lorry driver, Robert stops in the front of him, David asks for help, and explains that he is taking the penguins to the zoo. Robert says, “Ok. I can help you.”
Some hours later, Robert drivers back and passes David. David is still on the lorry, and look happy.
“I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.” David says.
Robert replies, “I did, but I had some money left, so I’m going to the cinema now.”